No Idea: I am lucky I got a bra on

Who has two thumbs and is drunk in the library? That would be me. Yes, me. Some people are born without their 46th chromosome. I was born without self control. I don't have any facial disfigurations, but I can guaran-goddamn-tee you that I suffer a whole string of consequences due to my lack of self-control. Holy butt fucking hell, I suffer.