B1: I am in the salty holy land

Saturday I attended a party wearing a shirt that requires a safety pin to remain modest. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring a safety pin with me. Double unfortunately, the party was attended by no less than 6 devout Mormons, family members of my gracious hosts. Dock two points off my Propriety Card for not changing shirts, give the Mormons 2 points each for not trying to save me whilst I enjoyed my Wild Turkey and played the Wii with my hooters hanging out.