B2: Beer causes headaches

I am 24 years old. My ID was rejected at a bar last night because it was expired by three weeks. I am 24 years old and I could not get served. Did I feel like a dumbass? Yes. Did the fact that I was the oldest person in the group add to the embarassment? Yes. We opted to go to a bar where the bartender does magic tricks, none of which included magically renewing my license. Nonetheless, I believe that the only way to make your bar more fun is to make your bartender a magician.