B2: Working a full 8-hour day (sans 18-hour Playtex bra because those things are just matronly)

Plus, I don't want to wear a bra by the same company that makes my tampons. I guess I am ungrateful considering Playtex wants to cover ALL of my feminine needs, but the fact is that I don't like it when anyone is that eager to help. If they really care about my feminine needs, then hook me up with a Boner-On-Call, or passes to the photoshoot for that new delicious GAP ad featuring my favorite man in the morning. That is a need being unfulfilled at the moment, Playtex. Otherwise, I am just going to continue using your hygiene products and ignoring your undergarment line because the thought of being swaddled inside and out by Playtex just icks me out.