Wednesday, March 19, 2008

B4: Mark your calendars: my underwear match my bra today

I have a mild case of the whatifs this morning. The whatifs can cause severe itching, restlessness, nausea, and general malcontent. It has only been in the past three years or so that I have suffered from the whatifs. Infections tend to be sporadic but well spaced, giving me ample time for recovery between bouts. The case I am suffering from now I believe was sparked by hormones mixed with a lack of sleep and an overdose of the Internet. Of course, those of us suffering from overactive imaginations and an inflated sense of worth are more prone to whatifs. We are susceptible to its powers of delusion and the completely overwhelming sense of grief, confusion, and total disappoinment that it can cause. Beware the whatifs my friends. They can be crippling.

On another note, I have got to go bra shopping. I don't even want to go back and count how many times I have worn this bra in the past two months. All of my comfortable grandma bras are worn out and give me grandma boobs. Last Friday I wore one to work and everytime I sat down at my desk it felt like my tits were resting on my lap. Pretty.

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