B4: Yeah, I have worn this bra a lot lately.

Journalists are a special breed. Those on CNN and contributing to CNN could disappear and I wouldn't mind. However, the ones that say things like "officers used a conductive energy device, popularly known as a Taser, to subdue" a suspect are okay by me. Perhaps their intentions do not match my delight, but nonetheless I am amused by the idea of a Taser being a calming force. Like it smooths the suspects hair while verbally coercing him/her into submission. As though a crippling amount of electrical charge has nothing to do with it.