B3: Letter of Recommendation

I understand Ryan Bell to be an intellectually mature woman with a greatly curious nature, even though she can’t seem to put on a shirt in a proper manner. There is no doubt in my mind that Ryan is acutely aware and uncommonly astute when observing people, places, and circumstance. I value our lengthy discussions about the nature of the world around us, but I am willing to admit that I was mildly discomfited to discover she has an apparent attraction to gnomes. I find her to be well-read, worldly, and quite articulate, which combine to make her an admirable and enjoyable conversationalist, particularly when she asks strangers if they are talking about “fucking dead chicks.” Her writing skills are what I consider to be well above average. As much as I enjoy speaking with Ryan, it is through her written work that I see her shine the most. With an innate sense for powerful prose as well as her constant observations and digestion of the world, Ryan’s writing is insightful and prolific, and quite often very pervy.
Ryan’s curiosity is what leads me to believe that she will make an excellent librarian. As a librarian myself, I have been able to give Ryan an insight on the world of library and information sciences, and no matter how much I talk about the weird homeless people, the absurdly ineffectual directors, and the constant lack of respect from faculty, she still seems to be interested. Her interest in the topic seems to expand each time we get to talk about the elements of librarianship, particularly when I mention that all guys want to be able to say that they’ve nailed a librarian. The constant current of interest that seems to charge Ryan is what will serve her best as a librarian. I am certain she has the mental abilities to be a good librarian; however, it is her drive to learn and share her knowledge that will make her a great librarian. (And her intense interest in the deep dickin’.)
Above all, Ryan is a singular thinker. I have no doubt that most people who meet Ryan do not forget her. (Lord, that’s the truth.) There is a lot of life in Ryan and she has the colorful sort of character that could energize a library and everyone that walks through its doors. Her self-discipline is of the highest order, but her humor keeps things easy. Ryan Bell would be an asset to the world of library science. (Just keep the gnomes away from her.)