Sweaty Sports Bra

What's that, Old Guy in Sweaty Gray T-shirt? You like to watch my boobs bounce on the elliptical? Awesome. Because I like the way your old sweaty nuts leave a greasy streak on the ass crack of your shorts. Those must be some long ass nuts because I am pretty sure that the last time you bent over to pick up the row bar one of them popped out the back and made a sexy little lump on your butt. Your lovely manly lumps. Let's go on a date.