When I am president, after I outlaw video games and legalize prostitution, I am going to instill a law that requires individuals to take a merging-intensive driving course every time they renew their drivers licenses. Because, frankly, people can't merge to save their fucking lives and this inability causes much unnecessary traffic which in turn causes me to be late to work. I have a library to open, people.
All it takes is turn signals and common courtesy, then we could all arrive at our destinations in a timely manner.
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I am not voting for you. Even with the prostitution.
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