Thursday, May 22, 2008

W3: My imitation of CNN

THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!
F-r-e-e that spells free, credit report dot com, baby.
YOUR CHILD IS PROBABLY AUTISTIC!
They monitor your credit, and send you email alerts! So you don't end up serving chowder to tourists in t-shirts!
HILLARY IS A WOMAN! OBAMA IS BLACK!
You can Steakums in the North, you can Steakums in the South, somethingsomethingsomething Steakums in your mouth.
THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! Wait, no. It's in China. TED KENNEDY IS GONNA DIE!

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