And I am looking mighty hooterlicious. What? I am a RECEPTIONIST. That's French for "girl who answers phones, sexually harasses, and has pillowy knockers."
Also, I have gotten a lot of free stuff as of late: Sprinkles cupcakes (blegh), Krispy Kreme donuts, an ENTIRE PACK OF GUM, all for putting up with vendor and head-hunters' bullshit. Plus, in what I like to consider karmic retribution for not purposely running anyone off the road in rush hour traffic, I got a free sample of Chick Fil A little breakfast nugget somethings.
Sigh. I love being a good person and getting rewarded.
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