As a concerned citizen devoted to the advancement and continued improvement of American society, I hereby promise to publicly declare the state of my breasts everyday, as well as detail any interesting going-ons directly and indirectly related to my bountiful mammary resources.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
B2: Foggy day in Ol' Funky Town
Sometimes I wonder if maybe we should simply be thankful that a giant hasn't reached down and plucked one of our skyscrapers to use as a toothpick. I bet if giants were to eat us, we would taste like Nerds.
KEY TO POSTING TITLES:
W1: I am wearing the white grandma bra with the cushy straps.
W3: I am wearing a silky smooth minimizer with some girly flowers on the straps that do a lovely job of hiding their cushy-width.
W4: My boobs take on a vintage-rocket shape in this white lacy bra. Actually, the cups are half satin and half lace held up by cushioned straps while maintaining an air of old skool grace and desire to be dry humped in the back seat of a red T-Bird.
B1: I am wearing the beige grandma bra with the cushy straps.
B3: Black with nude-colored lace along the top. Who knew GAP would make such a wonderful bra?
B4: Another black bra I had to buy as a substitute for B3 when it was accidentally left behind on a sexy road trip.
B5: Am sporting the most comfortable of my collection, a dark beige full-coverage number that has got to be one of the ugliest but most comfortable bras my nipples have ever had the pleasure of gracing. Silky with no unnecessary embellishments.
P1: I am wearing the pink lacy bra with the rare-for-DDs-pretty straps that gives me Hollywood cleavage that makes you want to weep tears of appreciation.
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