Friday, February 29, 2008

B4: C'est Friday, Bitches

And I am looking mighty hooterlicious. What? I am a RECEPTIONIST. That's French for "girl who answers phones, sexually harasses, and has pillowy knockers."

Also, I have gotten a lot of free stuff as of late: Sprinkles cupcakes (blegh), Krispy Kreme donuts, an ENTIRE PACK OF GUM, all for putting up with vendor and head-hunters' bullshit. Plus, in what I like to consider karmic retribution for not purposely running anyone off the road in rush hour traffic, I got a free sample of Chick Fil A little breakfast nugget somethings.

Sigh. I love being a good person and getting rewarded.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

B2: Foggy day in Ol' Funky Town

Sometimes I wonder if maybe we should simply be thankful that a giant hasn't reached down and plucked one of our skyscrapers to use as a toothpick. I bet if giants were to eat us, we would taste like Nerds.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

P1: Internet for $6

Everything tastes better in Louisiana. Everything.