B4: Puppy's got her sweater on

If I could throw poop at an idea, I would throw poop at New Years' resolutions. If I could throw poop at a person, I would have thrown poop at the guy behind me in line at the post office that said he refused to use the self-serve postage machine because it didn't say "God Bless You." If I could throw poop at a picture, I would have thrown poop at the picture of Vince Vaughn fellating an ice cream cone that made me want an ice cream cone RIGHT NOW.