B1: Someone please give me a Pop Tart

Some things are so ironic that they quit becoming ironic and turn into a cliche. Example: seeing a cowboy in Starbucks order himself a caramel macchiatto and find great delight in his iced cranberry poundcake. His spurs, his real spurs, jangled all the way out of the store, and presumably to all the way to his F-350 with a 4-horse trailer attached.