A list of some things I love and hate.
Love: When my best friend's cousin calls me drunk and leaves sloppy voicemails.
Hate: Geographical barriers that prevent me from drinking with said cousin on a regular basis.
Love: Starbucks latte with no foam.
Hate: Waiting in the awkward and anxious early morning crowd for my latte to be prepared.
Really Hate: Waiting in aforementioned crowd without John Mayer there to hold my hand and wait with me.
Love: The bouncy puppy that lives in the yard with the free roaming horse just down the street from the library.
Hate: That puppies aren't allowed in libraries.
Love: Peeling my burn scab because it itches.
Hate: It hurts worse than it itches after I pull the scab off.
Love: Flirting with boys.
Hate: When boys I flirt with end up being 5 years younger than me and act as though being 24 means I am mere months away from assisted living and Bingo nights.
Love: That my favorite West Texans are coming to visit Friday.
Hate: That my favorite West Texans are leaving on Sunday. Shouldn't I be able to keep them with me forever and ever and never let them go?
Love: Americans are easily lured with free food.
Hate: Puritanical values that infect American society and make things a lot less fun.
Love: The way grandma calls attractive men "gorgeous."
Hate: It's only 8:30 and I have a good 12 hours of stuff I don't want to do ahead of me.
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