Great State (Af)Fair

I just overheard a coworker make the statement that the astonishing array of fried food at the state fair is what gives Texas a bad name. Well, naturally. A culinary whim is the downfall of our great state’s reputation. A month long celebration of deep fried indulgence and vomit churning carnival rides are the reason Texas is flailing as a state. Our abstinence only sex education created by a pro-life contingent has led to a whole new generation of children, (not choices!), that should not have to face the daunting decision of fried Oreos or fried guacamole.