As my grandmother loves to point out, I am far from normal. Sometimes I have to reluctantly agree. Exhibit 1: the growth on my forehead. If I were average, it would have developed a whitehead so that I could pop it (with glee) and it would begin the healing process. However, as so many people in the Metroplex and a few in the London area know, I was never issued an Average Citizen membership card. Or perhaps my Girl Scout leader never put in my application because she didn't like the way I flung hot glue like splatter paint. Whatever the case, my abnormality is materializing in a huge, red, quite sore knot on the left side of my forehead.
Mike Rowe's crotch has returned to Discovery Channel. Praise Jeebus.
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