As a concerned citizen devoted to the advancement and continued improvement of American society, I hereby promise to publicly declare the state of my breasts everyday, as well as detail any interesting going-ons directly and indirectly related to my bountiful mammary resources.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Helpful Hint 1
If ever you are surrounded by Puritans and feeling overwhelmed with their righteousness, just imagine the goosebumps that would cover your naughty bits if Mike Rowe would just whisper dirty things into the back of your neck. Naked.
KEY TO POSTING TITLES:
W1: I am wearing the white grandma bra with the cushy straps.
W3: I am wearing a silky smooth minimizer with some girly flowers on the straps that do a lovely job of hiding their cushy-width.
W4: My boobs take on a vintage-rocket shape in this white lacy bra. Actually, the cups are half satin and half lace held up by cushioned straps while maintaining an air of old skool grace and desire to be dry humped in the back seat of a red T-Bird.
B1: I am wearing the beige grandma bra with the cushy straps.
B3: Black with nude-colored lace along the top. Who knew GAP would make such a wonderful bra?
B4: Another black bra I had to buy as a substitute for B3 when it was accidentally left behind on a sexy road trip.
B5: Am sporting the most comfortable of my collection, a dark beige full-coverage number that has got to be one of the ugliest but most comfortable bras my nipples have ever had the pleasure of gracing. Silky with no unnecessary embellishments.
P1: I am wearing the pink lacy bra with the rare-for-DDs-pretty straps that gives me Hollywood cleavage that makes you want to weep tears of appreciation.
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