I sweat so much at the gym today, my iPod got wet. That’s right. I am so sexy when I work out that I turn on electronics. Wait. Was that an entendre plus a reverse? I am so sexy and clever.
I wore eyeliner to the library today. Waste of make-up, you say? That is just because you haven’t had to sit quietly for 8 hours praying that someone would just come ask you a question. Any question. Even a stupid question. Wouldn’t you rather ask a pretty person a question than someone who looks like a Gibb Brother, smells like tuna casserole, and is sulking through hangover?
Oh, and bonus point on my Propriety Card for wearing an undershirt so my cleavage doesn’t show through my t-shirt despite the fact that I feel like I have too many clothes on.
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