W3: I think this one makes my boobs look smaller

Have you ever had a booger surprise you? This morning in the car I thought I had a runny nose because I could feel something wet threatening to fall out. So I grabbed a Kleenex and shoved it up my nose to soak up any unruly snot. However, to my delight and surprise, when I removed the Kleenex I felt a cold something come with it. I took a glance and saw that I had removed a bright green, extra snotty booger about 1.5 inches long. It sort of looked like a little clam. A green nose clam.