TWO zits. I have TWO zits on my forehead. That's pretty awesome. One of them popped up just before I walked into class on Wednesday night. Despite my predictions, it did not make any of my classmates warm up to me. (I know, I am an arrogant asshole thinking that an imperfection would make me more appealing to my peers. But at this point, their source of their obvious disdain towards me is a complete mystery so I choose to believe it is because I am SO good looking. And smarter than your average bear.)
I am going to a wedding tonight. Yes, my hooters will be slightly on display. Come on, it's a wedding. The mood is always somber. The least I can do is show a little cleavage to get the party going.
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